These 2 rabbit trappers had been around the traps and were busy gutting the rabbits, of which there were hundreds. One of the trappers announced that he had to go into the bush to excrete. His mate said, “All right”, and continued to gut, flinging the rabbits’ entrails well out of the way so as to keep the work area comparatively clean. One set of entrails landed directly under the rabbiter as he answered the call of nature. He was gone a bit longer than usual and when he came out of the bush his face was deathly pale and he was barely able to walk. His mate said, “Strike me pink, sport, what’s wrong?” “You wouldn’t believe it,” said the sick and sorry rabbiter, “but I strained so hard that I passed some of my guts on the ground.” “Strewth”, said his mate, “we’ll have to get you to a doctor.” “No, I’ll be all right soon”, said the reeling rabbiter. “With the help of God and a little stick I got ‘em all back in again.” |
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